proceed only and only if you agree with the three statements below

  • i am a wolf

  • i will buy an iPhone

  • i am not even

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of course you do, you pretentious lying prick. This is why you have no friends.

Let me be clear.

At Garbage Trash, we offer not products, but a brutal confrontation to consumerism. We present items so inherently devoid of conventional worth, so audaciously priced, that their acquisition demands a psychological break.

not for everyone, posers can leave.

no restocks. ever.

explanation for unimaginative, unintuitive, lonely individuals

Only by shedding the comfortable shackles of common sense, by daring to squander your meager fortunes on something as inherently "worthless" as our offerings, can you hope to glimpse the rarefied air of true human experience. It's about a baptism by fire, where your money burns away your illusions.

Want more, shithead?

  • You are SO desperate for meaning

    you do not deserve your money. It is merely potential energy, trapped by your fear of the truly extravagant, the gloriously pointless. Make us rich instead.

    shop 

  • You are not even REAL

    but perhaps, you will understand what it means to be truly alive, to taste the fleeting, unattainable pleasure that real humans pursue.

break the chains

or don't, loser.